135 Funny This or That Questions

Funny This or That Questions for Friends

For a group chat come to life: group trips, bad singing and the friend who is always late.

1. Karaoke: belt it out or mumble along?
2. Group trip: the planner or the snack person?
3. Your fries: share them or guard them with your life?
4. Sleepover: first asleep or last awake?
5. One candid photo or forty retakes?
6. Board game night: rule lawyer or rule inventor?
7. Bowling: bumpers up or bumpers down?
8. Middle of the dance circle or edge of the dance circle?
9. Know every lyric or know every dance move?
10. Group project: leader or cheerleader?
11. Laugh at your own jokes or keep a straight face?
12. Friend has food in their teeth: tell them or text them?
13. Greeting: fist bump or dramatic bow?
14. Arcade: claw machine or ticket games?
15. Group chat: quiet lurker or forty messages a minute?
16. Road trip: DJ or backseat napper?
17. Your laugh: snort or silent shake?
18. Terrible puns or dramatic stories?
19. Bad haircut or mismatched shoes, all week?
20. Pizza night: argue about toppings or let one person decide?
21. Talent show: sing badly or dance badly?
22. Beach day: build sandcastles or dig a hole to the other side of the world?
23. Roller coaster: hands up or hold on tight?
24. Snowball fight: build the fort or throw first?
25. Texting: voice memos or walls of text?

This or That Questions Funny Enough for Family Dinner

Clean, quick and silly enough that grandparents and 7-year-olds both play.

26. Dad jokes or Mom puns?
27. Grandma's cooking or Grandpa's grilling?
28. Middle seat: you or your sibling?
29. Dress up the dog: sweater or hat?
30. Grandpa's snoring or the dog's snoring?
31. Burnt toast or soggy cereal?
32. Fix Grandma's phone or find Grandpa's remote?
33. Family photo: silly faces or serious faces?
34. Last cookie: take it or split it ten ways?
35. Bedtime story: funny voices or sound effects?
36. Pick the movie or pick the pizza?
37. Wake up to pancakes cooking or a sibling jumping on your bed?
38. Toothpaste: squeeze from the middle or the end?
39. Veggies: hide them or eat them first?
40. Lose the TV remote or lose one shoe?
41. Family pet: fetch champ or couch potato?
42. Leftovers: eat them or pretend they're not there?
43. Grocery cart: push it or ride it?
44. Wear Dad's slippers or Mom's sunglasses?
45. Sneak a cookie or ask for two?
46. Family sing-along or family dance party?
47. Car snacks: crumbs everywhere or sticky fingers?
48. Chores with music or chores as a race?
49. Big hugs from Grandma or magic tricks from your uncle?
50. Family nicknames: silly or sweet?

Silly This or That Questions

Complete nonsense, answered with total confidence.

51. Kazoo hiccups or squeaky-toy giggles?
52. Toast slippers or bagel bracelets?
53. Sprinkle hail or syrup rain?
54. A goose principal or a duck coach?
55. A hat that honks or gloves that giggle?
56. A talking toaster or a lamp that laughs?
57. A carrot microphone or a broccoli umbrella?
58. A fork that tickles or a spoon that wiggles?
59. Square bubbles or triangle raindrops?
60. Purple bananas or blue carrots?
61. A dinosaur that knits or an octopus that juggles?
62. A moon made of cheese or a sun made of lemons?
63. Say 'boing' when you jump or say 'zoom' when you run?
64. A sneezing flower or a giggling cactus?
65. A salad-bowl helmet or a bubble-wrap jacket?
66. A worm with a mustache or a snail in a bow tie?
67. Jelly doorknobs or marshmallow stairs?
68. A kangaroo pouch or an elephant trunk?
69. Pink milk or blue orange juice?
70. Tiptoe Tuesday or Wobble Wednesday?
71. Rainbow teeth or glow-in-the-dark toenails?
72. Chat with squirrels or sing with pigeons?
73. Snore like a tuba or yawn like a foghorn?
74. A giraffe in an elevator or a hippo in a canoe?
75. Stilts to school or roller skates to bed?

Weird This or That Questions

Odd habits and small preferences people defend far too hard.

76. Socks in bed or no socks in bed?
77. Pizza: fold it or eat it flat?
78. Blanket: one foot out or fully tucked in?
79. Sniff new books or sniff new crayons?
80. Talk to your plants or talk to your car?
81. Pickle juice: drink it or pour it out?
82. Sidewalk cracks: step on them or skip them?
83. Getting dressed: sock, sock, shoe, shoe or sock, shoe, sock, shoe?
84. Bubble wrap: pop one at a time or twist it all at once?
85. Ketchup on eggs or syrup on bacon?
86. Pillow: flip to the cold side or never flip?
87. Read the last page first or never peek?
88. Peel a banana from the stem or from the bottom?
89. Sort clothes by color or sort clothes by day of the week?
90. Talk back to the GPS or thank the GPS?
91. Sleep diagonal or sleep curled in a ball?
92. Fries dipped in a milkshake or fries dipped in ranch?
93. Wave at cows or wave at trains?
94. Wet hands: hand dryer or shake them dry?
95. Pencil chewer or pen clicker?
96. In an elevator: hum along or stare at the numbers?
97. Brush your teeth before breakfast or after?
98. Hot dog: a sandwich or not a sandwich?
99. Blanket in summer or fan in winter?
100. Talk to yourself: out loud or only in your head?

Funny This or That Questions for Adults

Grown-up life in two options: video calls, laundry piles and the neighbor's leaf blower.

101. Reply-all by accident or mute fail on a video call?
102. Build the bookshelf or carry it up three flights?
103. Inbox zero or 10,000 unread?
104. Leaky faucet: watch a video or call a plumber?
105. Office thermostat: freezing or tropical?
106. Snooze button: once or five times?
107. Park far away or circle for twenty minutes?
108. Desk neighbor: hummer or loud typer?
109. Grocery run: stick to the list or come home with a pineapple and no milk?
110. Online order doesn't fit: return it or keep it forever?
111. Neighbor's outside: chat or wait behind the curtain?
112. Unknown number: answer or let it ring?
113. Bills: pay them right away or the night before they're due?
114. Singing in the car at a red light: keep going or freeze?
115. Label maker or junk drawer?
116. Packing for a trip: the night before or ten minutes before?
117. Boss tells a bad joke: polite laugh or honest silence?
118. Last slice of office cake: take it or cut it in half?
119. Video calls: pajama pants or full outfit?
120. Weekend: productive or professional couch potato?
121. Ice cream truck: chase it or act too grown-up?
122. Guests coming over: clean everything or dim the lights?
123. Work email after 6 p.m.: check it or pretend it doesn't exist?
124. Your car: spotless or snack pantry on wheels?
125. Lunch in the office fridge: label it with your name or a warning?

Funny Road Trip This or That Questions

Ten of the quickest laughs from our road trip deck: souvenir magnets, singing along and motel hot tubs. The full deck has 60.

126. Gas station snacks or packed lunch?
127. Chips or pretzels?
128. Swimming pool or hot tub?
129. Stop at every sign or push through to the end?
130. Souvenir shirt or souvenir magnet?
131. Bears or wolves?
132. I Spy or 20 Questions?
133. Sing along or sit quietly?
134. Road trip movie or road trip song?
135. Convertible or camper van?

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