160 Funny Would You Rather Questions

Would You Rather Questions Funny Enough for Any Group

Start here. These work with kids, grandparents and coworkers at the same time.

1. Would you rather laugh at every joke a minute too late or laugh at every joke right before the punchline?
2. Would you rather push every door that says pull or wave back at people who were waving at someone behind you?
3. Would you rather have a sports announcer call everything you do or have a nature show narrator describe you eating breakfast?
4. Would you rather say 'you too!' every time a waiter says 'enjoy your meal' or call your teacher or boss 'Mom' once a week?
5. Would you rather always sing the wrong words to songs, loudly or always clap on the wrong beat?
6. Would you rather have your stomach growl every time a room goes quiet or have your phone ring every time a room goes quiet?
7. Would you rather have a pigeon sneak into every photo you take or have your eyes closed in every photo anyone takes of you?
8. Would you rather have socks that slowly slide down into your shoes all day or have your sleeves get wet every time you wash your hands?
9. Would you rather have to say 'ta-da!' every time you finish a chore or have to take a bow every time someone says thank you?
10. Would you rather have a seagull steal one fry from every meal you eat or have a squirrel stare at you through the window during every meal?
11. Would you rather walk into every room and forget why you came in or start every story and forget how it ends?
12. Would you rather whisper at every party or shout in every library?
13. Would you rather have every chair you sit on squeak like a rubber duck or have every door you open play a trumpet fanfare?
14. Would you rather have soft elevator music follow you everywhere you go or have every car horn you hear sound like a goat?
15. Would you rather lose one sock every laundry day or find a sock that isn't yours in every load?
16. Would you rather have a cat that knocks one thing off the table every day or have a dog that brings you one random shoe every day?
17. Would you rather wear swim flippers for a whole day or wear a snorkel mask for a whole day?
18. Would you rather get a round of applause every time you park the car or get a trophy every time you finish your vegetables?
19. Would you rather sing your order at every restaurant or order everything in a robot voice?
20. Would you rather get a brain freeze from anything cold or get the hiccups every time you laugh?
21. Would you rather have one song stuck in your head for a whole year or hear that same song in every store you walk into for a year?
22. Would you rather have your shoelaces come untied every ten minutes or have your hat blow off every ten minutes?
23. Would you rather answer every phone call by saying 'Ahoy!' or end every phone call by saying 'Over and out!'?
24. Would you rather have every photo you take come out a little tilted or have every text you send end with 'quack'?
25. Would you rather hear every thought your dog has about your cooking or hear every thought your cat has about your singing?
26. Would you rather have your umbrella flip inside out every time it rains or get splashed by every car that drives through a puddle?
27. Would you rather accidentally wave at a mannequin once a week or say sorry to every chair you bump into?
28. Would you rather have footsteps that sound like a giant's or have a voice that echoes in every room?
29. Would you rather have every piece of toast you drop land butter-side down or have every drink you pour overflow just a little?
30. Would you rather high-five everyone you walk past or announce 'I'm back!' every time you come back into a room?

Silly Would You Rather Questions

Pure nonsense with no reason to exist, which is the reason to ask them.

31. Would you rather wear shoes that leave paw prints or boots that leave star-shaped footprints?
32. Would you rather have a cow as your alarm clock or a goat as your doorbell?
33. Would you rather have a belly button that works like a doorbell or an elbow that honks?
34. Would you rather have a dust bunny that purrs like a kitten or a sock that fetches like a puppy?
35. Would you rather have bath bubbles that giggle or a rubber duck that gives advice?
36. Would you rather have toes that play piano notes when you walk or knees that squeak like a toy?
37. Would you rather be a sock that escapes from the dryer or a spoon that runs away with a dish?
38. Would you rather have shoes that argue about which one goes first or gloves that high-five each other?
39. Would you rather keep a tiny elephant in your pocket or a giant ladybug in your backpack?
40. Would you rather have a llama as your babysitter or a walrus as your swim coach?
41. Would you rather hiccup the whole alphabet or yawn a tiny song?
42. Would you rather have a goldfish that blows heart-shaped bubbles or a turtle that wears roller skates?
43. Would you rather have a spoon that sings when you stir or a cup that giggles when you sip?
44. Would you rather have a sheep that knits your sweaters or a cow that pours milk on your cereal?
45. Would you rather have a friendly bird nest in your hair or a friendly frog live in your lunch box?
46. Would you rather have cereal that says good morning or toast that pops up with a joke?
47. Would you rather be a pickle for a day or a pancake for a day?
48. Would you rather have socks that tickle your toes or a hat that sneezes when it's cold?
49. Would you rather have pizza that rolls away when you reach for it or cookies that play hide-and-seek?
50. Would you rather have an umbrella that rains on the inside or rain boots that squirt water?
51. Would you rather grow a mustache made of noodles or grow eyebrows made of sprinkles?
52. Would you rather have a dragon that is scared of butterflies or a lion that is scared of bubbles?
53. Would you rather clap with your feet or whistle with your ears?
54. Would you rather brush your teeth with a tiny broom or comb your hair with a fork?
55. Would you rather ride a bike with square wheels or a skateboard with marshmallow wheels?
56. Would you rather sit on a chair made of jelly or sleep in a hammock made of spaghetti?
57. Would you rather have a cloud that hiccups over your house or a moon that snores all night?
58. Would you rather have a garden that grows socks or a tree that grows mittens?
59. Would you rather talk like a chipmunk every Monday or walk like a flamingo every Friday?
60. Would you rather go to a turtle's hundredth birthday party or go to a sleepover in a penguin's igloo?

Funny Would You Rather Questions for Adults

Grown-up life, played for laughs: meetings, commutes, chores, neighbors and the grocery store.

61. Would you rather join every video call with a potato filter you can't turn off or join every call with your camera pointed at the ceiling?
62. Would you rather hear the smoke alarm chirp at 3 a.m. every Friday or have the check-engine light come on every Monday for no reason?
63. Would you rather have every meeting that could have been an email turn into a musical or have every email you send read aloud by a dramatic narrator?
64. Would you rather sit next to a coworker who microwaves fish every day or sit next to a coworker who takes every call on speakerphone?
65. Would you rather assemble furniture and end up with three extra screws or assemble furniture and end up one screw short?
66. Would you rather find the grocery store rearranged every time you go or always pick the cart with the wobbly wheel?
67. Would you rather forget the one thing you went to the store for or come home with twelve things you didn't need?
68. Would you rather live next to a rooster that crows at 5 a.m. or live next to a neighbor who runs a leaf blower at 7 a.m. every Saturday?
69. Would you rather pay every bill in pennies or pay every bill with a handwritten poem?
70. Would you rather commute by unicycle or commute by rowboat?
71. Would you rather have your boss call you by the wrong name forever or have your email signature stuck on 'Sent from my toaster'?
72. Would you rather do your taxes while a toddler asks 'why?' every minute or do your taxes while a marching band practices next door?
73. Would you rather have autocorrect change 'meeting' to 'meatball' in every work email or have every email you send end with three exclamation points?
74. Would you rather patch nine holes to hang one picture or paint a room twice because the color looked different in the store?
75. Would you rather make three trips to the hardware store for every small repair or watch a forty-minute video for every two-minute fix?
76. Would you rather wait on hold with one song on repeat for an hour or talk to a phone robot that never understands you?
77. Would you rather work with someone who says 'per my last email' in every reply or work with someone who says 'let's circle back' about everything?
78. Would you rather start every meeting with a joke or end every meeting with a group high five?
79. Would you rather have someone eat your labeled lunch once a week or have someone rearrange your desk once a week?
80. Would you rather mow the lawn in a tuxedo or do the grocery shopping in a bathrobe?
81. Would you rather have a neighbor who chats for forty minutes every time you get the mail or have a neighbor who borrows your ladder and keeps it for a year?
82. Would you rather hear 'unexpected item in the bagging area' at every self-checkout or always get the cashier who wants to chat for ten minutes?
83. Would you rather untangle a drawer full of mystery cords or sort out the kitchen junk drawer?
84. Would you rather sit next to the printer that jams every hour or sit next to the coffee pot that is always empty?
85. Would you rather have your cat walk across your keyboard during a big presentation or have your kid walk in during it wearing a superhero cape?
86. Would you rather have every 'quick call' last ninety minutes or have every 'five-minute errand' take all Saturday?
87. Would you rather forget trash day every single week or take the trash out just as the truck drives away?
88. Would you rather get stuck behind the slowest car in town every morning or hit every single red light on the way home?
89. Would you rather explain your job to relatives at every family gathering or fix every relative's printer at every family gathering?
90. Would you rather be in charge of every office birthday card forever or be in charge of the office fridge cleanout forever?

Funny Would You Rather Questions for Friends

For a group that knows each other well: group trips, karaoke and harmless embarrassment.

91. Would you rather sing karaoke with the wrong lyrics on the screen or sing karaoke while the music cuts out halfway?
92. Would you rather let your best friend pick your outfit for picture day or let your best friend write your next text to your grandma?
93. Would you rather be the friend who always shows up late or be the friend who always shows up way too early?
94. Would you rather let your friends pick your ringtone for a year or let your friends pick your next Halloween costume?
95. Would you rather have an inside joke that makes no sense to anyone else or have a secret handshake that takes two full minutes?
96. Would you rather call a new friend by the wrong name for a month or forget your own locker combination every Monday?
97. Would you rather get the giggles during a silent study hall or snort every time you laugh at a friend's joke?
98. Would you rather go on a group trip where the GPS keeps sending you in circles or go on a group trip where the only music is one polka album?
99. Would you rather have your friends make you a trophy for your worst dance move or have your friends make you a trophy for your loudest laugh?
100. Would you rather watch movies with a friend who spoils every ending or watch movies with a friend who asks questions the whole time?
101. Would you rather wear a full chicken costume to the grocery store or wear your fanciest outfit to gym class?
102. Would you rather share a tent with a friend who snores or share a tent with a friend who wakes everyone up at 6 a.m.?
103. Would you rather have your surprise party catch you in your pajamas or find out early and have to act shocked?
104. Would you rather always lose at your friends' board game night or always win and have nobody want to play with you?
105. Would you rather sneeze so loudly in a quiet movie theater that everyone turns around or laugh so hard at a joke that juice comes out of your nose?
106. Would you rather have friends who bring giant signs to all your games or have friends who cheer for the other team as a joke?
107. Would you rather be the only one in costume at the party or be the only one not in costume at the party?
108. Would you rather be the friend who gets lost in every store or be the friend every cashier in town knows by name?
109. Would you rather forget your lines in the school play or sneeze in the middle of your solo?
110. Would you rather start a band where nobody can play an instrument or start a cooking club where nobody can cook?
111. Would you rather have a friend who always says 'I know a shortcut' or have a friend who always says 'five more minutes'?
112. Would you rather go camping with friends and forget the tent poles or go camping with friends and forget the marshmallows?
113. Would you rather eat a pizza topped with whatever your friends pick or drink a smoothie blended from whatever your friends pick?
114. Would you rather be known forever for one wild nickname or be known forever for one embarrassing story?
115. Would you rather wear matching outfits with your whole friend group for a week or swap closets with your best friend for a week?
116. Would you rather text only in emojis for a day or text only in rhymes for a day?
117. Would you rather be the friend who plans every hangout down to the minute or be the friend who always says 'let's just see what happens'?
118. Would you rather go to a theme park with friends who only want the kiddie rides or go with friends who only want the biggest rides?
119. Would you rather have your friends pick your walk-up song for every game or have your friends choose the pose for your school ID photo?
120. Would you rather do the robot at every school dance or do the worm at every school dance?

Funny Would You Rather Questions for Family Dinner

Siblings, grandparents, family pets and whose turn it is to do the dishes.

121. Would you rather watch Grandma do the robot at the grocery store or hear Grandpa tell knock-knock jokes to every waiter?
122. Would you rather give the dog a seat at the dinner table or let the cat choose what's for dinner?
123. Would you rather have your sibling copy everything you say for a day or your sibling narrate everything you do for a day?
124. Would you rather eat a family dinner where everyone talks like a pirate or one where everyone uses chopsticks?
125. Would you rather have Dad sing every song on the road trip or Mom play tour guide for every town you pass?
126. Would you rather sit by a sibling who asks 'are we there yet?' every mile or one who hums the same song for three hours?
127. Would you rather do the dishes for a week or match the whole family's socks for a week?
128. Would you rather have Grandpa show up to your sleepover or Grandma teach your class for a day?
129. Would you rather get picked up from school by a parent in a dinosaur costume or picked up by a parent honking a silly song?
130. Would you rather try Grandma's mystery casserole or try your uncle's five-alarm chili?
131. Would you rather let the youngest kid pick every family movie or let Grandpa pick every one?
132. Would you rather share a room with a snoring sibling or share a bed with a dog who hogs the pillow?
133. Would you rather pick chores by spinning a wheel or pick chores by playing rock-paper-scissors?
134. Would you rather have your dog actually eat your homework or your little sibling color all over it?
135. Would you rather be the one who wakes Dad from his couch nap or the one who tells Grandma her phone is on speaker?
136. Would you rather pack the car for the family road trip or unpack it when you get home?
137. Would you rather sit in the middle seat the whole trip or ride with the dog on your lap?
138. Would you rather have your parents tell your friends a baby story or your parents show your friends your baby photos?
139. Would you rather eat whatever your little brother or sister cooks or cook for the whole family with only three ingredients?
140. Would you rather have the cat wake you up by sitting on your head or the dog wake you up with a big lick?
141. Would you rather play games with a grandma who always wins or a dad who keeps changing the rules?
142. Would you rather get texts from Grandma in all capital letters or texts from Dad with ten emojis each?
143. Would you rather trade chores with your parents for a day or let your little sibling make the rules for a day?
144. Would you rather hear Dad's favorite joke at every dinner or hear Grandpa's fish story at every visit?
145. Would you rather have a family car that smells like fries forever or one that smells like the dog forever?
146. Would you rather have your family sing to you super loud at a restaurant or the waiters dance around your table?
147. Would you rather wear matching family pajamas to the grocery store or matching family T-shirts at the beach?
148. Would you rather get a sweater from Grandma with your face on it or a race-car bed built by Grandpa?
149. Would you rather have a sibling who tattles on everything or a sibling who borrows everything?
150. Would you rather spend a whole day speaking only in song or only in whispers?

Funny Road Trip Would You Rather Questions

Ten of the silliest cards from our road trip deck: hot dog cars, pirate voices and a dog that drives. The full deck has 60.

151. Would you rather eat only gas station snacks for the whole trip or only food your family packed at home?
152. Would you rather ride in a car shaped like a hot dog or a car shaped like a sneaker?
153. Would you rather have a pet that rides on the dashboard or a pet that sings along to the radio?
154. Would you rather eat pancakes for every meal on the trip or tacos for every meal on the trip?
155. Would you rather have a car with a built-in ice cream machine or a built-in trampoline at every stop?
156. Would you rather ride a roller coaster ten times in a row or eat the biggest pizza at the next town?
157. Would you rather have a map that shows buried treasure or a compass that always points to the nearest ice cream?
158. Would you rather be as tall as a giraffe for a day or as small as a mouse for a day?
159. Would you rather have a dog that can drive or a cat that can read maps?
160. Would you rather have to sing everything you say for an hour or talk like a pirate for the rest of the day?

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